Black Midi - Sugar/Tzu

[00:00.89] Ladies and gentlemen [00:02.04] Are you ready for the sporting event of the year? [00:05.15] To the thousands in attendance [00:07.24] And to the millions watching around the world [00:10.18] Let's see some thunder! [00:15.03] [00:34.93] Posterity will show me to be [00:39.12] The greatest the world has ever seen [00:42.54] A genius among non-entities [00:47.01] [00:59.10] The Leadweight clash of the century [01:01.78] February 31st, 2163 [01:04.57] I was there, but could not see [01:07.02] Being a 3 foot 3 superfluous freak [01:10.13] Blinded by necks, upper backs and knees [01:13.23] Folded fat, flapped by the breeze [01:16.21] Sun Sugar, in the red trunks [01:18.79] Sun Tzu, in the blue [01:21.01] Both ran to the centre of the ring [01:23.63] While the rhinestone suit continued to sing [01:28.14] [01:38.47] Sun Sugar, a simple man, cut from coarse cloth [01:43.75] Sun Tzu, seeking strength from a snakeskin broth [01:48.62] Weighing in at [01:51.42] A six hundred pounds [01:55.39] [02:06.68] I ran through legs to the front of the crowd [02:12.09] And Sun Sugar came over [02:17.20] Sun Sugar came over and shook my hand [02:22.93] He turned away and I shot him in the back [02:27.86] Sun Sugar came over and shook my fuckin' hand [02:30.66] He turned away, and I might've shot him in the back [02:34.89] As Sun Tzu raised his arms [02:38.82] Crowned champ while Sugar bled on [02:41.38] No doctor on the scene [02:42.89] The audience won [02:45.56] [02:52.46] Eventually found, I was sentenced to life [02:57.43] Spent reading the letters of a million wives [03:01.13] Sun Sugar came [03:03.15] Wouldn't be shit without me [03:06.47] The youngest executioner in tabloid memory [03:09.85]